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A little bit of right goes the wrong way
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weavemunchers:

*period is one day late* oH MY GOD MOM HELP CAN U GET PREGNANT WITHOUT HAVING SEX I THINK IM PREGNANT  

(via unfacetious)

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

(Source: nahr4lma, via unfacetious)

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

(via unfacetious)

churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

(via philcoolins)

Anonymous asked:
im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

wxng:

asian:

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capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

(via philcoolins)

Things I learned from YWCFTS

1) The cool way to pronounce the word “sorry” 
2) How to drink chocolate soy milk angrily 
3) The creepiest question anyone could ever ask you is: “how’s your health?”
4) Seriously if someone asks you “how’s your health?” hit them with a chair and run for your life

bookmad:

adventuresonpaper:

is it really that difficult to add numbers to the spines of books in a series??

i was just thinking this the other day. most of the time the book sequence is nowhere to be found, and i’ve definitely bought the wrong book # before. dear publishers: do i look psychic?

(via biblioslayer)

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

(Source: niallers-angel)